Someone's Got A Case Of The Blendsdays

Words fail.  The following is editing perfection.

Apologies to those who aren't simultaneous fans of this and this.  Will I ruin it by adding mashed up quotes?  I'll risk it...
"There is no stapler."
"Unfortunately, no one can be told what pieces of flair to wear. You have to see it for yourself."
And... well... the phrase "Ne-O face" popped into my mind, but for the life of me I can't figure out how to embed it in a recognizable quote!  :-)